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Why I Love Jenny Jones! 2000-07-07::03:38:55 It has been a few days since I have added an entry and I feel really behind. Let's see, over the last 3 days, I have asked my ex-psych instructor to go out for coffee (a big step for me), and have caught meningitis from spending 5+ hours in my friend's hot tub (not really meningitis, I am just a little congested, Jenny and Wayne are way worse.) Over the past couple of days, my Jenny and I have also decided we need to go and take a road trip to Chicago to catch a live taping of Jenny Jones! We have watched her the last two nights, and have laughed our asses off. The show is just so trashy! Last night the show dealt with women who had huge breasts and asses, and their friends were taking them on the show to have them take polygraph tests because they didn't believe they were real. It was hilarious! This one girl was sooo out of proportion. She had this monsterous ass and the rest of her was just average. She came out with these pants that looked like they had been painted on, and was shaking her shit all over the stage. People were puking in the audience. Another woman's breasts were so large that I think she said she wore a 46-G. I didn't know they even made bras that large, but what I do know, was that her breasts were so low that they were resting right above her navel- and I thought mine were low! The thing that killed me was that she paid to have these ridiculous implants. Having large breasts is not fun, I know cause mine are larger than I would like, and I am thinking about having them reduced. They are more trouble than they are worth, and I just don't understand why any girl would do that to herself. But anyway, tonight's show was great too. It was women who dressed too sexy and needed make-overs. The words "cottage cheese," were uttered 3 times in reference to the cellulite on the girls' thighs. Tonight was a special treat because there were 3 girls on who were from Michigan! Makes me proud to say I come from Metro-Detroit! Hmmm, well I should wrap this up. I have school tomorrow! **yawn** What was I thinking taking a Developmental Psych class in the summer? The only person I talk to is some 43 year old, single, childless woman from Birmingham, but more on her and the rest of my class some other time. I Sleep Now!!! |
