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How My Family Proved They Are Trashy Enough to Eat at Ram's Horn 2000-07-22::19:29:02 Haha, last night was a fun night- in case you can't tell I am being completely sarcastic. I decided last night to go out with my friend Wayne to eat after he got home from work. Unfortunately, Wayne decided to ditch me and go to Royal Oak with Fancy Nancy (that's ok though, cause I really didn't want to be out too late anyway). Anyway, the point is that I was hungry and didn't have anyone to go out to eat with. So, mom and g-ma decided to go with me to the local Ram's Horn to grab a bite. While we were eating, my mom and g-ma noticed this dirty guy staring in their direction. According to the two of them, "He has been looking over here all night." Blah, blah, whatever. I told them just to ignore him. Well, the guy gets done eating before us and gets ready to leave to pay the bill. And as he gets up, I here my mom groan, "Oh my God."
"What is it?" I ask. "Nothing, I'll tell you later." "No, tell me now." ***Now here's the ass-kicker.*** My mom mutters,"He had a hard-on. Sick motherfucker." Now is when I begin to puke. All I said was, "Over the two of you? Jesus Christ. Why did you tell me this? You have completely ruined my appetite." That, my friends, is why my family is trashy enough to have earned their table at Ram's Horn. |
