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What is Better Than Cold Pizza? 2000-07-26::01:00:36 Laughing so hard that your side hurts, and you are crying, and no one can understand a word you are saying. Are the two really comparable? I don't know, but I love both, and tonight I did just that- laughed so hard I was crying and ate cold pizza. Wanna know why I was laughing so hard? Too bad, I am going to tell you anyway. See, it all started when I called JAlsup tonight. We got to reminising about the old days, and I started looking through my junk for a list we had made up of ideas for a movie we were all going to make. While doing so, I found something even better. JAlsup and everyone invented a game in high school that we all played called "Question." Tonight I found some questions from my Halloween Party back in 1998. Here is the question that had me laughing and crying uncontrolably that night and again tonight. It comes from an old friend, Mike. Guess what? Hudsons' is having a sale on oriental pornos and Wayne dolls. You really want a Wayne doll but then again you really do need a new stoma vent. What do you do? A) Get the Wayne doll and use his outstreched raisin eating dick cooter as a stoma vent. B) Make a lime green jello mold of Mrs. Stahl's pubic hair and not only share with your friends, but share it with the earth too. After all, we should all be allowed to eat her stinky stinky hair pie. C) Fill an unsuspecting old lady's stoma with silver marbles and watch and video tape as she chokes and dies before your fly digesting eyes. D) Get the vent! E) Wayne. Okay, so not quite so funny to you as to me. See, the whole point of "Question" is to come up with the most absurd and disgusting questions imaginable. They don't always have to make a lot of sense, and it is always good if you can throw in stomas, old high school teachers, references to 80's shows or toys, crazy kids you go (or went) to school with, inside jokes, and each other's names. Mike's question was successful because it included stomas, Wayne's name (original question included his full name, not mentioned here for safety's sake), a crusty old teacher, lots of inside jokes, jello, pornos, and the words "stinky stinky hair pie." Anyway, it made me crack up then and still does now. |
